Metaphor Much

Dear Future Offspring,

And while usual mothers would rejoice over their babies learning how to say “Ma” or “Mom” as their first words, I really won’t care. As a matter of fact, it would really be my pleasure if you do not address me as such.

XOXO, Oh Captain Your Captain

PS: HOW GOOD IS DEAD POETS SOCIETY RIIIIIIIGHT?

PPS: If your father isn’t a poet, or a writer, or a photographer or an epicurean or the man who seizes the day, I give you my full permission to hit me in the head — HARD.

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