Dear Future Offspring,
And while usual mothers would rejoice over their babies learning how to say “Ma” or “Mom” as their first words, I really won’t care. As a matter of fact, it would really be my pleasure if you do not address me as such.
XOXO, Oh Captain Your Captain
PS: HOW GOOD IS DEAD POETS SOCIETY RIIIIIIIGHT?
PPS: If your father isn’t a poet, or a writer, or a photographer or an epicurean or the man who seizes the day, I give you my full permission to hit me in the head — HARD.