Dear Soul-Eating Digital Bank of Thought A.K.A Blog,
I apologize for my apparent lack of time investment in you lately.
For what it’s worth, it’s starting to seem like my life doesn’t anymore revolve into ranting to you nor wasted time cracking my head with your uber judgemental blinking cursor.
A few days from now, I have something substantial to share.
Kindly wait for it. The best things are after all, worth waiting :)